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Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Light Saber Fights and Burned Cookies

Before finals started, I got up to some shennanigans with my friends, because that's how you make memories, duh. I finally got to see my lovely Mikayla, and introduce her to the amazing Shannon, and now they are friends. As they should be. We tried to make cookies. And some of them were okay. But there was an extra-special-awesome batch that we made too!
On an completely unrelated note, Shannon totally asked me if she was holy enough to wear that Waycross shirt. Which, if you know me is funny for about 40 reasons. But the one you don't know... is that's not my shirt. I'm still not sure to whom it belongs.

Kind of staged reaction... but remarkably accurate. Also. You can kind of see the smoke, which is awesome.

All together now! Oh. And that hat says SWAG.
So, in the midst of finals, I'm starting to feel sick. My throat is sore and I'm sneezing in a way that draws the grumpy attention of already-pissed college students studying in the library. It's not like I want to sneeze asshole. And I glare just as grumpily back, because I've lived in this library for a semester, and they're in my territory now. I own this joint. Shannon gets 50% of the rent I'll be collecting off the bitches on our couches. It was due to all this bull shit that I chose to study at The Coffee Grounds last night with my German classmates. Also, there's cool graffiti and good music (most of the time). The study party was hit and miss (surprisingly, since I thought more people would be crying pitifully over their failed adjective ending quizzes that he mercifully allowed us to take a total of three times). The only downside? I didn't get to see ISU's Stress Relieving Penguin, Bunny, and Bear.
Here's the bunny and penguin... the bear was sick, I think.

I gave up studying near the end. When all my classmates had left for one reason or another, I stayed for a while with Shannon, still trying to cram little bits into my overloaded brain. Then I gave up. Shannon needed earbuds, so I drove us to Wal Mart. The ride was exciting with a possibly drunk driver ahead of us (or just momentarily distracted). When we got there, I re-remembered that I had to pee. I made Shannon come with me because GIRLS DON'T PEE ALONE, DAMMIT. I walk in to chaos. It's already kind of unfortunate because it's a Wal Mart Bathroom . But this was was a special kind of awful. A mom and grandma were trying to use the bathroom and the little boy they had left unattended was opening their stalls to their loud curses and commands. I locked my door carefully for fear that he may mistake my stall for his grandma's. Shannon said urgently "Maddie, hurry up in there." And that I did. And while the mom lectured the little boy about hand-washing (I'm convinced entirely for our sake), we skimped up outta there. No hand-washing involved. Who washes their hands for pee, anyway? That shit sterile.
STERILE, I TELL YOU!


So. I don't know if you know this, but the earbuds are pretty near the toy aisle. You know what's in the toy aisle? Light sabers. That's right. Shannon and I fought to the imaginary death. I died of course. In my defense, the beast is a martial arts minor. I stood no chance. I got a picture of her that clearly represented triumph. It was soon her profile picture and got a bajillion likes which is awesome, because in the 21st century, that is how we measure success: the number of likes on our profile pictures. (See the badassery below.)

"INSERT AWESOME STAR WARS QUOTE HERE!" (In all caps)


I got some studying out of the way--I still have no clue how that final went today. It is what it is and I'm so glad that what it is is over. Ugh. I did have time to deliver my presents to favorite professors. :) I know. I'm adorable. I made cookies for my choir director as well--but she wasn't there to receive them. I decided to write my name on the Tupperware for two reasons 1) I didn't want her to think someone else was poisoning her. 2) She needed to know it was I who was returning the music so I could get credit. Of course, that was the order of consideration in my brain. I was more afraid she'd think I was poisoning her than would think I still hadn't returned my music. Thinking back, though, I'm pretty sure that my music was numbered--duh. So I guess the first reason remains the only real reason to have taken the cookie credit.

I'm being ramble-y.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htTLWC1unMc

Moving on. Now that my big finals are out of the way, and my worrying has developed into the kind where distraction is actually a good thing, I've returned to my to-read list. I finished The Giver by Lois Lowry. Thoughts are, I'm not sure how I hadn't read that as a kid. Childishly, I'm almost positive the reason I kept not reading it was because I didn't like the cover; also I didn't like books about boys unless it was Harry Potter. However, I won't complain too much because if I'd read it in 5th grade or so, I'd have denied my current, 19 year-old self the privilege to read a book that wouldn't have actually been that remarkable to me at the time. Oh, I'm sure I would have loved it then, too, but it can't be denied that my grown-up (sorta) brain got way more out of it than I would have. So... I get the hype. This is like The Hunger Games lecture all over again. I GET IT. I'M CATCHING UP NOW, THANKS.

Now that I've finished it, I'm reading Jasper Fforde's The Eyre Affair. I've wanted to read this book for some time. First, I loved Jane Eyre (even though I wanted to hate it), and it's been on the book shelves in my house for a looooong time. Secondly, Fforde. It's so amusing that his name is spelled that way. Is that his real name? I could totally look it up on Wikipedia, but that seems like something not worth doing. Nahhh. Okay, I did it. I'm pretty sure that's his real name. The page leaves much to be desired, however. I'm sure that he's had a much more interesting life than all that.

I'm wearing a watch today. I took it off to type, however. Tick, tock, the library's a clock.

Also. Worth mentioning. To cheer me up today, Zac told me a story about an old man who walked into his dealership, said "I smell a democrat," and walked back out. I hope that makes you happy too.

More sill-sitting, and book suggestions?

I was doing so badly. I was so, so tired. I was lacking motivation. And then I was all, "I haven't taken my meds in a week." Oh. So I took my meds today, and today has been exponentially better. I've actually had a shitty day, but I've felt pretty decently about it. I had to get up at 6:00 for Fusion practice at 7:00 a.m. No big deal. The bottoms of my pants got wet in the giant puddle that is Indiana State. Who cares? Root Hall was bordering on subzero Fahrenheit. Could be worse. I forgot my car keys in my room so I had to backtrack about 5 minutes, wasting a total of 10 minutes. Okay. That kind of pissed me off. But isn't that a normal thing to be pissed off about? Hating the sun for rising is kind of abnormal, I think. But trudging in the grossness and cold to get my keys was understandably frustrating. But I recovered nicely. I even took a minute to change pants and pee out my two cups of cranberry juice (I seriously have a thing for cranberry juice lately) since I was already in my room.

Finals are fast approaching, friends. I simply cannot believe this is dead week. It's not all that dead for me, unfortunately with my performance at the Pacers game tomorrow and the Showcase on Friday, but my usual meetings are cancelled which gives me a little time to rest. I haven't been all that productive. But I genuinely believe that's all to do with my neglect of my meds for so incredibly long. Hopefully I'll start to make better time of my empty spaces.

I'm pretty stinking excited for the Waycross Staff Reunion. It's been on my mind since it was mentioned at the end of the summer. I didn't get to go last year. I had a blast in Chicago with my family, but I sorely missed the people I worked with. This year, I have managed to see far more of them, but I miss them even more. I just didn't have the same relationships my first summer working as I did this past summer. These are my people. And I get to see them again!

I need a new book by the way. I read 5 books in November, and I'm challenging myself to 5 books in December. I'm looking for a YA book that's a little lighter, relatively short, and funny. I need a little funny in my life right now. Suggestions?

So. This post was on the verge of word vomit. So here's the summary.
  • I was getting really sad and realized I hadn't been taking my meds. Fixed!
  • This is a crazy two weeks for me. BLEH!
  • I need book suggestions.
  • I'm still pretty much on the sill. I was looking outside a little too much, but I checked myself before I caused a car wreck down there.